We got a dog today.  She’s a rescue, twice over.  Everything seemed to be going perfectly until just before we put the kiddo to bed and the dog’s stomach started making obnoxiously loud gurgling noises.  It’s like she ate a gigantic marshmallow, a whoopee cushion, and possibly a small rabbit, and they’re all just floating around in there vying for space.

So whilst I freak out about these strange noises coming from the dog and whether or not I’m going to need to hire a professional carpet cleaner before the sun rises again, I give you, a dog collar:

collar : dog : 550 paracord : it unravels in case you or your dog needs to survive something : its effectiveness against an upset doggie stomach is unknown :